To say a face isn't important is to call into question why Mel Gibson went to all that trouble making movie about a man who didn't have one, and you aren't about to call Mel Gibson crazy, are you? Of course not, and to prove it you should take care of your own with Get Fresh Kit, a Chi-founded, subscription-based service that'll supply you with grooming products specifically tailored to the characteristics of your grill, which is great seeing as it hasn't sparked many flames lately.
The process starts with a quick quiz sussing the particulars of your skin, hair, grooming habits, and so forth, the results of which they'll use to hand-pick samples of various sundries (shave creams, moisturizers, shampoos, etc.) from luxurious brands including Baxter, Jack Black, Alford & Hoff, and Evolution Man, sure to help those whose mugs aren't an intelligent design. Anyone confused by hygiene can check out the site's tutorials to make sure they're using their monthly package of goodies correctly, and Fresh goes to far as to solicit personal feedback to ensure you'll get the shaving cream of the crop.
Once the four-month trial period's over, you can opt to enter the Stay Fresh phase, in which they'll send your fave products at your chosen intervals to ensure you never run out, all at retail price with free shipping, assuming, that is, you and your brain aren't living Beyond Thunderdome.