Be the first to look Sharp

If you hate showing up to a party/ brunch/ obnoxiously lenient workplace wearing the same graphic tee as some other jerk, help kickstart Kyler Sharp: an exceedingly humble Houston graphic designer whose "talent knows no limits", he's offering kind souls who donate a mere $26 their choice from his first run, assuming he collects enough to start the business (if he doesn't, Kickstarter will never charge your account, and your chest will continue to hold "Two Tickets to the Gun Show"). Just a few of your options:

Grassy Girl: Clearly, Maria Juana is High Times' pin-up girl of the millennium. Oh, man, Millennium was a great show. Did you know Lance Henriksen was also in The Terminator, and five episodes of Ryan's Hope? This grass is really good.

Bullet Bartender: Assuming you have plenty of the above herbal remedy, the caption contest for this could be epic: "Hey, want a shot?", "Who you callin' Big Nose?", and, given the ferocious bald dome, "I thought Jon Kitna gave up drinking?"

Commando: Clearly, the newly divorced Arnold has been working out his forearms a lot lately.

There are plenty more designs for the taking, all also available as postcards ($5 for an 8-pack!) or posters (just $11). Or, drop a hundred and get a 10-pack of post cards, a signed poster, and a custom t-shirt designed to your specifications -- if you're obnoxious, go for an arrow pointing below your belt, beneath the phrase "my talent knows no limits".