Cooler than any ties, ever

Local neck-noosers Cyberoptix are back with fresh bow ties that’d make Matthew Lesko finally shut the hell up for a minute as he admired them, like the Damask Scroll (a nod to both Victorian era wallpaper patterns AND bombed-out Detroit buildings, obvi) and the Stag Party, an antler print that’ll have people greeting you with “what up, doe”.