MeUndies

Actually not just what Kevin Connolly says to his nanny when he wants to dress himself, MeUndies is actually a line of high-quality under-$20-oos that're now only sold online, but'll soon be available in a vending machine at Confederacy. To snag some, first tell the computer machine what you like (trunks, boxer briefs, extremely briefs, Kevin Connolly nanny jokes, etc.) and color preferences, and they'll recommend specific styles. Or, if you tend to run through underwear in a weirdly quick manner, become a member and get new undies shipped to you monthly, bi-monthly, or quarterly.