Peru has given the world so many things, from its unique mix of cultural traditions to its, um...damn it, some nerd needs to do a better job putting interesting stuff on Peru's Wikipedia page!!! Doing a better job putting interesting Peruvian surfwear on your body, Olasul
Coming outta Peru's surprisingly active surf community, Olasul's a line of very sweet, very colorful gear, which they describe as having "a tailored fit", but not a tailored Fitz, unless that's what he's planning to wear during his show at the Fonda next week. 100% Peruvian pima cotton tees are marked mostly by junior-high-style color-conflicts including the faded red "Tarde", the blue-on-darker-blue "Manana", and the yellow-pocketed "Noche", obviously named for the song "Noche de Sexo" by Wisin & Yandel featuring Anthony Santos of Aventura, which lost Hot Latin Song Of The Year by Vocal Duet or Collaboration at the 2007 Latin Billboard Music Awards to "La Tortura" by Shakira and Alejandro Sanz. Or, um, because you can see it at night. They've also got mesh-lined trunks, with styles like the floral "Selva" (avail in orange/ blue/ red), the single-striped "Menta", and the multicolored "Sunrise", which's available both in normal 8" or European 5" -- either way, you've now got to feel a little better about your chances with European women.
'Cause someday in the distant future it'll actually drop below 80 again, pick up some ultra-soft, Raglan-sleeved sweatshirts, in both a reddish Coral and Sand, which covers approximately 65% of Peru's land ma-- wait, that's just a joke someone typed in? You're a house of cards, Wikipedia. A HOUSE OF CARDS!!!