Men Are Useless

These subscription-based dude-grooming sets see a fresh box of toiletries hit your doormat each month, filled with either "The Essentials" (King of Shaves razor/ shave créme/ Original Source shower gel/ toothpaste), or "The Works", adding a choice of post-shave balms, face wash/ scrubs/ packs from Aussie firm Moose Head, and Japanese Bionsen deo's -- an aluminium-free product that lets you continue to breathe through your skin, and everyone else continue to breathe through their noses.