Shirts hot enough to give you a seven wood

Golf shirts can be pretty sober, unless they're being spilled on by John Daly, on one of the few days he decides to wear a shirt while golfing. Giving linkswear some actual 'tude: Alial Fital Golf.

The just-launched golf line from Mpls' Fital came about when their ex-NFL-QB-turned-male-seamstress got noticed by PGA-er Bo Van Pelt, who'll now be wearing all the moisture-wicking, UV-protecting duds on tour. The shirts all rock Fital's signature stand-up collar, but have a slightly more "generous golf cut", which an angry Arnie Palmer will give if you beat him in skins, so just don't bleed on your:

XYZO: This mainly white sucker rocks a light turquoise checkered collar and a lapel radly patterned with yellow & blue Space Invaders, which's also how to describe all the people getting up in your personal zone to better eye your awesome lapel.

A Glimpse Into The Future: You already know that yours involves admirers crowded around to look at your golf shirts, but whatever, it can't hurt to also nab this gingham collar'd, plaid lapel'd joint.

Cup of Life: A purple plaid collar on the golf course?! Well you never! But do, as they promise "the only part of the cup you'll experience in this dress polo is the bottom", so just make sure John doesn't grab this shirt and pound it first.