A bolder way to go bare-legged

Not just what they call playground ruffians starting fourth grade for the tenth time, Old Bull Lee's a new menswear concern cutting designer shorts out of awesomely bold-patterned French and Italian fabrics that look like they'd be equally at home as part of a swanky bedspread. Slightly tapered to accentuate your rippling calves, and reinforced to protect against your rippling ass (bar tacks at stress points, locking double top stitch, and other things you vaguely understand), the shorts come in nine awesome patterns, so check each of 'em out, then share 'em with anyone else who doesn't like their legs to be covered in some bull.