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Pizza Shirt

Published On 01/12/2012 Published On 01/12/2012

Because nothing's more fashionable "than coating your human body with a cheese-covered gift from the gods", these crewnecks sport photo-quality screenprints of either veggie or pepperoni pies, helping you "attract the most exotic romantic partners" in spite of being cheesier than most pickup lines. And this joke.

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