Skin Kiss Caffeine Tights

Yes, caffeine tights do exist -- presumably to help tired ballerinas who just can’t make it to Starbucks -- and they have “slimming benefits” to boot. The UK-based company behind this marvel of modern science claims the caffeine can help ladies lose up to 2 cm around their thighs as well as improve skin texture. Just don’t let the hosiery give you a caffeine headache.