Keep your neckbeard warm(er)

Aiming to "innovate an oft overlooked -- but nonetheless defining -- element of one's personal style", Votary's bold inaugural line of scarves is designed to create an unforgettable first impression, as they claim "what is at eye level" is what people remember best, and you're obviously a few perfect inches taller than everyone. Oversized at 1'x5.5' (and reversible!), each of these double-paneled acryllic showstoppers are as soft as Merino, with the multiple patterns highlighted by a variety of takes on Old Glory.