There's nothing quite like having a reliable starter, although really, it's probably time to replace that pullover Eagles jacket with the old color scheme. Giving you another clothing option now that the Phils have four dominating starters, this smattering of R2C2-themed tees
The front of this Philavania job has the four-name, Helvetica-texted Beatles thing going on with Halladay & Co, plus a back emblazoned with "we have the best phu***** rotation in the history of baseball", a suspect statement, given what Mickey Mantle apparently had going on under Yankee Stadium's bleachers.
Get yours at philavania.com
ZooWithRoy's gotten prolific with the theme, but the best is his Konami Code mashup, chucking out "ABAB" in favor of "RCRC" before ending with "Select Starter", smartly ignoring the bullpen, because neither Contra nor Lidge lets you save.
If the Contra reference is too geeky/ not geeky enough, zoowithroy.com's also doing Star Wars ports
Crucial Brutal ports the Ramones' Federal Eagle-style logo with an all-capped "Phillies" in bold text above the circle and Tommy, Johnny, Dee-Dee, and Joey swapped for Roy, Cliff, Roy, and Chase, effectively leaving out two Joeys in one move.
Available in white ink on black cotton at crucialbrutal.com
Actually showing Joe Blanton love for some reason, Cheesesteak's offering swaps a letter in Jay-Z's phrasing to highlight the Phillies' wealth at the mound and Halladay's proven ability to turn in a scorecard with "all blank everything".
Hit up cheesesteaktees.com or their South St brick-and-mortar