Moonwoods' Ready to Wear

The optom-e-tree experts at Moonwoods are now offering their wooden frames without the expense of a full custom job with three new styles like the boxy Diderot (based off of '60s military-issues), and the sleek, swooshy-templed Kronins, supposedly "designed for Zeus's father", who himself was the son of Uranus…dude, Uranus gave birth! Gross.