Because Cali school systems have chosen to
teach only the curriculum Arnold learned during Kindergarten Cop tragically cut funding for art programs over the years, OC-based Betifon is stepping in with a collection of shirts, hats, and prints designed with the express purpose of jump-starting atrophied imaginations and "creating inspiration within themselves and others through their chosen outlet", though they might need an AC adapter if they try and sell this stuff in Europe. Some of the most stirring works include:
Arms & Armor: This bold, torso-filling B is entirely made up of scimitars, captain's swords, battle axes, perforated hockey masks, and a gaggle of black blood droplets... yep, hemochromatosis is badass!!
Space World: Not to be confused with the Spice Girls' best album, this otherworldly gem features a crazy-legged Bio Dome-esque flying saucer seemingly tethered to a tangled mess of alien ground-tech, while a mohawk'd, goggle-donning amoeba mans the helm.
The Eye: This profusely tendril'd, yellow-veined peeper is adorned with watermelon slices, the word "smoke" sprouting from a pack of cigs, and a smaller bloodshot eye squeezing out of the bottom while being held together by the text "beware of your activities don't let it get u the eye has you yes it does", also what Detective John Kimble made the kids in his class repeat whenever they lost a staring contest to that ferret.