Since, even if it is "Guaranteed to Hook You Up", you can't wear your Big Johnson's Bait Shop tee every day, scope the more subtle stylings of SD's own Favorite Pastime, which just dropped their first line of minimalist surf/ casual wear that's designed for comfortable versatility, and is purportedly wearable from "the beaches of SD, to the French Riviera, to the Mountains of Lake Tahoe or the Swiss Alps", though if you're going to be rocking this stuff in that last place you may need to throw on, like, 16 shirts at once. Consider which 16 you'll purchase by snagging: The Noose Shirt: This preshrunk slim-fit button-up's adorned with a single heart-side chest pocket with a "noose rope cinch" to lock it down, and is enzyme-washed for "super-soft hand", also what everyone called the former Colts DE Jon, when they played as Indy in Tecmo Super Bowl. She'll Never Give it Back Hoodie: This thin, cocky, 100% cotton pullover comes in gray and blue with a nautical "Foxtrot Papa" flag on the bottom hem and, as the name suggests, should never be loaned to your lady friend for risk of having to buy another, at which point its not-so-moderate price will have you dubbing it the "Trick Stole My Hoodie! Hoodie". Huck Short: Named either for mad air or that troublesome friend of Tom Sawyer, these corduroy cutoffs come in two colorways with dual front pockets, a single noosed-up back one with a wooden button, and are "perfect for BBQs, panty-raids, (and) pool parties"-- easily condensed to "just another Tuesday with Orlando Hudson".