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Accompanying your girlfriend shopping can be... fun?

Even though your lifetime ban from Spencer's Gifts made trips to the mall lose a bit of their luster, chances are you're still gonna have to brave one in order to satisfy your GF's lust for clothes and Hot Topic posters about different types of poop. She totally loves those

To that end, we've prepared a simple...y awesome pictorial guide to for how to have fun in an SF mall and survive with your sanity (and relationship) in tact.