A hyper-local clothier sets up shop

After five years of gypsy tee-slinging, much-loved local label Adapt is dropping the gypsy tag in favor of its first permanent homebase: an upper Sunset shop where they'll sling their hyper-local threads from a stark interior clean enough to drive Patrick Bateman into an even more murderously jealous rage. A breakdown of the goods and where to wear 'em:

Wear These To The Game: Just because SF lost in the playoffs (playoffs?!) doesn’t mean you still can’t rep Santa Clar... er... San Francisco's finest with a pun-playing red and “Gold Blooded” tee, or, if you prefer teams who just win... nothing, check out their “Raid Or Die” joint, or an “ILLIN” short-sleeve.

Wear These On Your Next LA Roadtrip: Prove you're not one those vacuous, actor/PF Chang's servers by sporting the 415 on your chest in a variety of Area-specific colors, or pwn Jay-Z with the "STATE OF MIND" coming in almost every team's shades, or grab a sweatshirt that rocks a Street Fighter-styled "SF" that's beGuileing enough that you’ll bE (Honda) happy to M. Buysome (okay, those last two were kinda pushing it).

Wear These To Your Next Zumba Class: Like Mila Kunis? Like Mila Kunis + kissing-not-murdering Natalie Portman? Then grab this short-sleeve that reads "Mila" with the word "Wife" reflected below it, or, if you're into something even more Notorious, check out their in-the-shape-of-LA shirt that reads “It Was All A Dream”, just like your last VHS-taped chainsaw threesome.