Since being a grown-up and picking out your own clothes is overrated (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap), check out Haberdasher, a now-available-in-SF men's styling service that ensures your closet won't just be full of checkered Umbros anymore thanks to a sexy closet caterer who'll purge your wardrobe and expertly hand-pick you a rack of custom threads.
Here's how it works: you'll enter your basic info online and within 24hrs you'll get an email from your new Haberdasher lady friend who'll set up a free phone consultation so she can figure out what you need (red plaid shirts!) and what you don't need (blue plaid shirts!), plus get your measurements and color preferences.
From there you can choose to shop
'til You Drop, but only if she promises to go to Kanthony's Furniture Mart!! with her or just have the pro pick stuff out -- go with the latter and she'll have a bunch of duds waiting for you in a boutique dressing room to check out/try on (or bring them to your home or office to save you even more time), then she'll do an in-person fitting, make minor adjustments on anything you want to keep, and have them delivered to your residence within a week.
And because nothing goes with sexy personal shoppers quite like beer, Haberdasher's throwing a just-for-Thrillist invite-only party this Wednesday at Press Club w/ 2-for-1 beers, access to their sexy closet caterers, and a $200 gift certificate for anyone that signs up for the free fashion consultation/has a checkered-Umbros-only closet.
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