Something from Sweden that's actually pronounceable

Almost every day of the week has something going for it: Wednesday's the unofficial start of the drinking weekend, Friday's straight joy, and Monday marks the return of a certain email newsletter with hilarious strike-out jokes! has new Bachelor Pads. Now it'll also be associated with dope clothes, thanks to Cheap Monday.

Hitting The Town in full for the first time, this collection of casual/slightly Euro-ish takes on classic dude-wear -- including jackets, button-downs, shoes, etc. -- owes its name to its start as a line of wallet-friendly denim that was only available at a Stockholm shop called Weekday, which, oddly enough, was only open on weekends. Man is Europe backwards! Some of the choicest new stuff includes:

1. Renor Jacket: This bomber-ish number boasts a full satin lining, and a removable collar made with faux fur, which presumably belongs to an animal with multiple fashion faux paws.

2. Mailer Sweatshirt: This fleece number is basically a classic crew that's been overlaid with a darker mesh layer, giving it an admittedly unusual look, so despite the name, it's obviously not trying to appear Norm-al.

3. Bird Sneaker: Not named for a dude who smuggles in rare, majestically plumed parakeets, these kicks rock a circular badge and canvas upper similar to Larry Legend's Converse classics.

If the first part of CM's name applies to you as well, you can stick to their accessories (hats, scarves, belts, etc.), or cop graphic tees, like one stamped with "s**t sucks", or another that reads "life only better", also how to describe living in a mansion with Chris Harrison and having Ames as your stiffest competition. Ames?!