No one says you can't have a little fun while dressing classy -- and if they do, it means their mouth isn't filled with an entire catering platter of jumbo shrimp, making them the most boring person at the gala for you to be speaking to. Spice up your next swank event, with The Clay Collection.
"Stumbling into" the dorky cufflink biz after an NES console Christmas ornament she made was a hit, the nerdette behind The Clay Collection hawks unique oft-funny geek links out of polymer clay shaped by kitchen utensils and baked in a "craft oven", also where Neve Campbell's fetus gestated after she got knocked up on set. Nintendo themed joints include tiny, replica N64 GoldenEye cartridges, Goombas with the mushroom-shaped bad guys in deep relief, and even old-school "Super Mario Brothers Question Block" links, if you've got the coin! Just kidding, these things are extremely affordable! Mildly less nerdy cuffers include a set colorfully striped with the old TV test pattern, a pair of intricately detailed cracked-granite tablets bearing the Ten Commandments, and even more intricately detailed dessert joints called "Chocolate Sandwich Cookie" links, despite them clearly being Oreos, meaning she was apparently fearful of Nabisco's lawyers sending her a creme filing.
If cookies and Nintendo aren't enough, she'll also micro-cuff your favorite album cover, with the posted example being the iconic Dark Side of the Moon -- not to be confused with the dark side of the room, which is where your girlfriend will plead for you to go next time you try to set the record for pigs in a blanket.