Suits and kangaroo shoes on the cheap

Bespoke gear is all the rage, in that after purchasing a custom suit, you'll want to rip it in half upon seeing the bill. Get custom tailored gear at half the cost, with Enzo Custom Clothiers

Stuffing their K Street office with made-to-measure equipment and sample fabrics (spools on spools on spools?), Enzo's promises high-end suiting at "50% off competitors' prices", which they can apparently make profitable thanks to a lifetime's worth of connections in the menswear world. Schedule an appointment for everything from a double-breasted suit to a tux, and then'll run you through around 20 measurements before showing you luxe fabrics from the likes of Loro Piana, Zegna, Vitale Barberis, Dormeuil, and their own series of "Super 180’s", which is what Tony Hawk wears to business casual skate competitions. Now comes the fun part: choose from over 160 options like contrasting pick stitching on exposed seams, interior pockets made specifically for phones/ pens/etc , and "full canvassing" -- unlike Romney canvassing, it actually prevents things from looking lifeless

They've also got 60 dress shirt options, cuff links, and kicks from wingtips to tuxedo shoes in crazy materials like African sheepskin, mirrored calfskin, and kangaroo -- wear them around activists, and it's your turn to start all the rage!