I felt invincible, that nobody could touch me. There wasn’t an outer borough I couldn’t navigate to without fear of having to read an actual subway map, or worse yet, consulting a stranger. Streaming music? Bring it on. Instagram? Watch out, I’m on a motherf*cking "liking" spree, people! Don’t worry your little fingers ma’am, I’m more than happy to Google “Average lifespan of Pomeranians” for you. Why? Because I’m on full charge baby, and I’ve got juice to spare.
All thanks to this silly little dock.
Ted Gushue is the Executive Editor of Supercompressor. He is now disease free...ladies. Hear his triumph on Twitter @TedGushue