On that note: Hell 2.0 is Satan asking, “Who was in that movie again?” and you having to look it up immediately or else suffer intolerable anguish, but right before you finish Googling the answer, Satan asks about some other guy from some other movie, and so on.
Reason 4: If I have a thought important enough to Tweet instantly, then it should be important enough for me to remember it until I’m in front of my computer. I rarely have thoughts that important.
Reason 5: That flashlight app is not a more convenient packaging of a must-carry tool. People were not bringing flashlights to restaurants before smartphones.
Reason 6: If I’m old enough to not have a smartphone, you probably don’t want to see my Instagram selfies. You definitely don’t want to see me flash my boobs on SnapChat.