The Black Ops iPhone case

Giving your precious 5 or 5s the militarized protection it deserves, Element's Sector 5 Black Ops iPhone Case is an epically durable fiberglass-backed sheath with slick unbreakable edges fashioned from the same material that's used to make pistol grips.

But it's not merely a bust-proof cover; it's a full-on system that includes a stealth privacy screen protector to guard you from the text and Snapchat-snooping infidels, a tactical holster to keep it at the ready like a painfully unhip dad sidearm, and a set of tiny screwdrivers to securely assemble the whole kit atop your device.