Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses?
[laughter] A hundred duck-sized horses.
Would you rather receive $20,000 right now, or gain the ability to summon Stone Cold Steve Austin three times in your life?
Rather get $20,000 — I'm black.
Would you rather have Cheeto fingers for the rest of your life or have a Kool-Aid mustache for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have hair for teeth, or teeth for hair?
Teeth for hair.
Would you rather have your entire browser history available for people to see or fart confetti?
Fart confetti. [laughter]
Would you rather hold your horses, or cool your jets?
Cool my jets.
Would you rather have a nipple-sized penis, or penis-sized nipples?
[laughter] Nipple-sized penis. Easier to hide.