This Fitness Band Will Track Your Sex Life
Fresh from across the Océano Atlántico, comes GeeksMe a fitness tracker from a Spanish-based design firm with all the normal capabilities—save for one notable exception. Besides gauging your distance walked and the details of your sleep cycle, it'll also gather data about your other activities between the sheets.
Weirdest. Boner. Ever.
When you put your device into "lover performance mode" (yes, really) it will record the frequency of your amorous efforts, the calories burned, the duration, etc, all with the intention of making you a more mindful and educated lover.
Because the only thing sexier than getting in bed with someone is uttering those sultry words she always wants to hear: "Hang on while I activate my fitness tracker, baby."
It's coming later this summer, so hopefully you will be, too.