Alongside being able to group text with your roomies, you can see which specific chores have been completed, keeping track of who's done what without the awkwardness of asking them in person. When you're running low on toilet paper or dish soap, a notification will appear onscreen and whoever is assigned to that task can get the job done. Unless, of course, they're a lazy piece of human trash who doesn't take sh*t from humans or computers.
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