Lifestyle

Air Conditioned Pants

There's a lot to love about summer, but swamp-ass is not one of them. Thankfully, Japan's intrepid garment industry has devised an ingenious solution: air conditioned pants!

As we can see here, there's apparently already a market for upper bodies to be cooled off—uh, here's an idea: take your coat off? But while you can do that, ripping your pants off in public isn't quite as socially acceptable. Thankfully, these trousers are set up with a miniature fan built into cargo-like pockets on the sides which adjust from low to high, depending on the status of your nethers.

Bring on the heatwave, summer. You don't scare us anymore.


Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor, whose offices are thankfully well-air conditioned.