Woman crying on the phone: That is NOT how you write an "R" in cursive.
Girl popping her gum for entire ride: That's what she and Sarah have in common -- they both like to do things.
Friend of girl popping her gum for entire ride: I love it.
Dude A: Dude, check it. My mom is in my phone as "Drake."
Dude B: Dude… how do you do that?
Hipster chick with gray hair or actual old woman (unclear): That's the thing about art, it's just like… there.
Hot, vacant man: Do you party?
Hot, vacant woman: You're so funny.
Hot, vacant man: *Small dick gets hard*
Hot, vacant woman: *Falls in everlasting love*