Along with Apple and Facebook, there’s no denying that Google is leading the charge for innovative new tech and web services. But, for every step forward there have been a multitude of misfires to come out of the brain trust in Mountain View, California. Remember iGoogle? Or Google Health? Yeah, neither do most people.
It just goes to show how many mistakes even the most successful companies make. And we had such a good time looking at Facebook's biggest fails, we decided to take a walk through the Google graveyard -- and it just keeps growing.
Before we relied on Yahoo Answers and Quora to crowdsource ridiculous intel on everything from the risks of overeating to unconventional reproduction methods, Google Answers was the virtual reference desk of record. Unlike the aforementioned sites, you could bank on the info being mostly accurate; rather than let just anybody chime in on a submitted query, users had to pay Google-approved researchers between $2 and $200 in return for a well-researched response.
Google Labs was a space for early adopters and Google evangelists alike to play around with and give feedback on new products and services the company’s development teams were working on. In fact, most (if not all) of the the other now-defunct features on this list spent some time in Labs.
Curiously reminiscent of another company's penchant for iThings, iGoogle was a fully customizable personal home page that could be outfitted with a whole suite of features like news, sports, weather, a chat box, photos, a daily quote, themed “skins,” and links to your Gmail. But it pulled the plug in 2013 after deciding to double down on its Google+ efforts. And we all know how well that turned out.
One of the most intuitive and sleek RSS feed aggregators out there, Google Reader provided an easy, efficient, and free way to save blog posts and articles from your favorite places around the web. However, citing declining use, Google shut it down in 2013 -- pissing off plenty of people (like myself), who were forced to switch to different and less-reliable services.
Before Evernote made it its business to turn us all into hyper-organized workplace warriors, Notebook was the go-to virtual research assistant, enabling users to seamlessly clip text or images, save links, and write notes while browsing the web, and save everything in one place.
This was Google's big push to help people consolidate all of their personal health records in a secure and centralized place. But since it operated outside traditional healthcare systems, nobody cared.
One of the most criticized rollouts in Google’s history, Buzz was a Gmail-based social networking platform developed to compete with fellow behemoths Facebook and Twitter. It was an epic failure from the start, due not only to some serious privacy concerns, but also because it didn’t offer much in the way of features that weren’t already available on other sites.
Years before Slack was even a glimmer in its founder's eye, Wave was Google’s ambitious attempt to create a comprehensive collaboration platform, a big, messy mashup of IM, email, video chat, and social networking. And despite huge demand during its initial invite-only release, it never picked up enough steam to warrant more development, which many attribute to its chaotic and overly complex user interface.
For roughly two years, Google ran its very own standalone online dictionary -- a spinoff of Google Translate (still a thing!) -- which sourced definitions via the Collins English Dictionary. Like most dictionaries, it wasn’t exactly a runaway hit, and Google eventually merged it into the search engine itself. Now, preceding any word with “define” shoots you the definition in the results.
Amazingly, Google has yet to kill off its poor excuse for a social network, especially since former Google employees don’t even know why it exists. Though considering just 0.3% of its users have posted anything at all in 2015, it’s looking like the company is ready to acknowledge defeat.
Although Google claims it is still dedicated to the development of its ridiculous-looking mounted optical display headset, it announced earlier this year that it would halt production of the current version -- probably because of the vehement public backlash that got it banned practically everywhere due to serious concerns about privacy, security, and all-around uncoolness.