You’re going to make like, three espressos in your life, tops
We’re sure your fancy home baristabot produces a fine latte, a better cappuccino, and oddly misguided hot cocoa. We’re sure that it even makes a solid cup of coffee. But those of us that just want to wake up in the morning feeling like our body loves us back don’t need a bunch of touchscreens. We just want a cup of coffee to pep up so that we don’t walk into our office screaming at everyone.
This Black & Decker Coffee Maker looks like the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey, and will last just as long. It’s so simple, it should be required by law. Also, that’s a 15oz mug, meaning that you don’t have to deal with the dainty rations that Keurigs produce at their largest settings. And hey! No wasteful K-cups!
Forget the massive media center and just get these two things
We get it. You want a thing that will fit all of your video game systems, and all of your video games, and all of your video game accessories, so that you don’t blindly wander your house at night, begging your copy of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare to come out and play. But those things are remarkably heavy and even more remarkably costly.
So, in lieu of finding something that will hold all of your games, just buy these little boxes. They’re transparent so you can easily see everything inside, and they’re durable. And instead of needing one huge drawer to shove your controllers into, just buy a few screws, some wall clips, and hang them up. Boom. You’ve found a safe place for your gaming tools AND you’ve decorated the house. Two birds. One impossibly nerdy stone.