Nearly as outrageous as the non-existent NERF Nuke recently hyped by Think Geek for an April Fool's Day joke, the rig—which drops this fall—is the first fully automatic NERF blaster with rapid-fire, double-barrel blasting power.
To ensure duels are epically lopsided in your favor, it sports a whopping 50-dart capacity, and can hit targets up to 90 feet away. And if sharpshooting's not your bag or you need to steady your hot hand as you whip around office corners, there's also a nifty built-in tripod and a front handle.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He has a New York State concealed carry license for NERF guns only.