Sh*t-in-m'teeth Excavation Tools
Status: $2,702 of $3,500 goal
Estimated delivery: February 2015
Sometimes, you need a more aggressive approach to interloping food bits stuck in your teeth. When a toothpick just won't hack it, turn to these custom food excavating tools. The whole set comes packed in a credit card-sized container with a mirror, and you can choose from a sword, battle axe, pick, jack hammer, or missile to get the job done. Oral hygiene's no joke, guys.