The collection includes all-white 3D portraits of dudes including Robert Mugabe, Muammar Al Gaddafi, Kim Jong-Un, Vladimir Putin, and yep, Barack Obama. They come in your choice of three sizes: 10 inches, 22 inches, or room-dominating 43 inches. Each one's packed with a top-notch audio system comparable in scale to the size of the bust you've selected and compatible with nearly any smartphone, pumping your playlists of choice out of a speaker cover fit onto a slice off the dudes' head.
If you'd rather jam out to a speaker shaped like yourself, they also offer a fully-customized version. You'll have to be a mega-rich narcissist to go that route, though, considering it'll set you back a cool $165,000—a price that includes roundtrip travel to Moscow to be 3D-scanned, and in-person delivery of the finished setup.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He'd bet that Putin has already placed an order for himself.