The at-home NSA kit allows you to pry into everyone's digital lives with ease, and all starting at a reasonable $39. If you're a terrifying businessman, you can upgrade to the business package that will bring a new meaning to the term "undercover boss." No word on whether any of this is legal, but if you are considering this software, you are probably not too concerned with the law.
Evan Scott Schwartz is the Tech editor for Supercompressor. He always feels like somebody's watching him, and he has no privacy.