This olfactorily offensive app for iPhone and Android lets you share all pertinent poo info with your pals—including where you are, what exactly you are letting out at the moment, and how you feel afterwards.
If this didn't nauseate you enough, TADTOY even grants said friends (who potentially won't be your friends for much longer) the opportunity to comment, give "pooints," and compare your business with their own #2 exploits.
Finally, you can figure out which one of your buddies is the sh*ttiest.
Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer at Supercompressor, and does all his bathroom stuff, exclusively, at the nearest Waffle House. Follow @WilWithOnlyOnel