Choose from an array of topics: drugs, booze, heavy artillery, gambling, and—of course—boobies. A built-in keyboard within the app allows you to integrate text alongside smutty, tiny pictures of weed, grenades, and even-more-detailed poop.
Bonus: you can message these to your friends or post them on Twitter and Facebook...just remember to block your parents if choosing the latter.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and his favorite emoji is the Easter Island face. Like, who would ever need to use that in a conversation?