Remember a few years ago when that Dyson Bladeless Fan made a big splash? “The future of fans is here!” they said. “You can stick your head through it!” they said. “Now my baby won’t die a bizarre fan death!” they said. One problem with that original fan: it was loud. Not Concorde taking off loud, but loud. Mercifully, the eggheads at Dyson just solved this issue by releasing the new 75% quieter Dyson Cool. Pro tip: you can totally fit your head through it, much to your coworker’s discontentment.
Ted Gushue is the executive editor of Supercompressor. You can see photos of him sticking various appendages through the Dyson Airblade on Twitter @Tedgushue.