Compatible with both the iPhone 5/5S and Samsung Galaxy S4 & S5, the case features a special switch that activates a privacy mode in which the phone's microphones and cameras are taken offline. That means you can make untraceable calls over their proprietary hardware, which encrypts communication via a VoIP connection. Your texts and photos are fully protected, too, thanks to a dedicated app that allows you to manage private messaging. And, should your sketchy spy-worthy ways begin to drain your battery, it's even got an extra one built in that'll provide a 50% boost.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor for Supercompressor and hopes the NSA isn't paying attention to his Candy Crushing.