The 70mph Fire-Spitting Flying Dragon Drone

Season 4 of Game Of Thrones is fast approaching, and you want to get into the spirit, of course. Luckily, Hammacher Schlemmer has you covered with a Flying Fire-Breathing Dragon Drone. Seriously. This actual flying dragon has a nine-foot wingspan, top speed of 70 mph, and spits freakin' fire from it's mouth. Better invest in some jet fuel too — a half gallon gets you a ten minute flight of terror. Before you furiously scramble for your credit card, be advised that the drone will set you back roughly $60,000, not including tax. So worth it to avenge the death of Ned Stark (oops, spoiler alert!). 

Evan Scott Schwartz is the Tech editor for Supercompressor. He is currently smashing all his piggy banks and Googling "How many kidneys can you sell before dying" so he can buy this dragon.