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Past Life Therapy
Lifestyle
Sep 5, 2017

I Visited a Past-Life Therapist and It Literally Changed My (Current) Life

When a past-life regression therapist offers to visit your office, hypnotize you, uncover the infinite loops of life and death, and ultimately cleanse all trauma your intrinsic soul has accrued since the dawn of time, you say, "Yeah, OK."

Edible Suncreen
Travel
Jun 14, 2017

I Tried Edible Sunscreen. Here's What Happened.

In the future, I assume (and hope!) that everything -- entire bags of Doritos, full seasons of House of Cards, possibly Tinder -- will be available in pill form.

I Ate Tom Brady's Insanely Weird Diet for a Week. Here's What Happened.
Eat
Apr 14, 2017

I Ate Tom Brady's Insanely Weird Diet for a Week. Here's What Happened.

"What we get out of our bodies is a direct result of what we put in.

ranch on everything
Eat
Oct 7, 2016

Is Ranch Bad on Anything? I Tried It on 18 Weird Foods.

There are people who like ranch, and then people who really f*cking like ranch.

I Drank a Gallon of Water a Day for 30 Days. Here's What Happened.
Drink
Apr 4, 2016

I Drank a Gallon of Water a Day for 30 Days. Here's What Happened.

I was stuck on a listless 6 train in NYC, 50ft underground, holding on to a gallon jug of water I'd been carrying all day.

I Tested the $450 Champagne Gun and It Literally Backfired
Drink
Mar 28, 2016

I Tested the $450 Champagne Gun and It Literally Backfired

It's not every day you get to blast your friend in the face with a jet stream full of bubbly out of a rose gold tommy gun.

Buckfast Tonic Wine
Drink
Mar 3, 2016

I Drank Buckfast: The Scottish Four Loko and the World's Wildest Wine

The label clearly states, in bold block letters, "The name 'Tonic Wine' does not imply health giving or medicinal properties," but I'm not buying it.

Can Poppy Seeds Really Ruin Your Drug Test? I Ate Thousands to Find Out.
Eat
Jan 7, 2016

Can Poppy Seeds Really Ruin Your Drug Test? I Ate Thousands to Find Out.

It sounds like an urban legend.