9. Apple pie
Nothing's more American. Except, you know, Thanksgiving. And Hulk Hogan. But he probably tastes like body oil.
8. Pecan pie
So sugary, it might just make your teeth fall out. But that's OK, because then you can just eat more mashed potatoes.
7. Butter rolls
Rolls aren't just a delicious side. They're a vessel. They carry gravy. They make amazing impromptu sliders. And when they're nice and stale, they're perfect projectiles. Suck it, crescent rolls.
6. Pumpkin Pie
It's the one time of year when you're definitely getting it, so make sure to be a prick and take the biggest piece you can. Use all the whipped cream.