Turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken would be at the top of this, and most any list, if anybody actually knew how to make it. Until somebody successfully coordinates a fertile three-way between all three birds, it will remain on the periphery.
11. Crescent rolls
Seriously, the one day a year that everyone brings their A-game, and you pop a Pillsbury can? Get with it, man… and also please pass the delicious crescent rolls.
10. Honey-baked ham
Somebody at your table decided that 30lbs of poultry just wasn't enough meat. That person should be sitting at the head of the table.