Email, IM, acquisitive surfing -- all ways a man can e-waste the company's nickel. Roll them all together in a site sure to bring your productivity to a grinding halt, Tobi.com
A SOMA fashion warehouse stocking everything from Theory to B.Son to Upper Playground, Tobi hooks you up with a uniquely simple method for navigating their wares -- girlish IM chatting.
Just pop open Tobi's Gchat-like window and connect with a stylist: you'll LOL through essentials (body type, price range, etc), then describe either the overall look you're going for, or the occasion you're attending ("Something that says drunk clown" vs. "I'm hitting a toddler's birthday").
Your stylist'll then provide appropriate links, from boxers up to black-tie garb, which you can either add to your cart, or wish-list until you're drunk.
With each visit Tobi'll make it easier to target your steez, further building out that last glorious piece of the office time-wasting puzzle: a member profile.
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