Get ready for a 27-story ROOF party

For an energetic hotel surrounded by historic landmarks, check out theWit. It has brightly-colored, uber-modern guestrooms and a raucous rooftop shrewdly dubbed ROOF, so you know you're going to want to raise it

The glass-enclosed rooftop offers unparalleled views of the cityscape, as well as a table for four you could probably nab if you got there super early (Protip: get there super early)

The hooch program features 15 crafts on tap and eight specialty 'tails, including the Punch Drunk Love, which is powerful enough to make you think Adam Sandler is still funny

The temp's controlled so they can stay open open year-round, so you can bust out your "Ice to meet you" line in the winter. Schwarzenegger jokes always kill it

Your appetite is covered with plates of hanger steak, pan-seared whitefish, and the ever-classy mini-hot dog flight

And if you're worrying about where you'll be bringing all the ladies who're super-impressed with your hot dog eating skillz, this may well be your room

BONUS: theWit made a video of their digs, which includes chicks holding champagne bottles like sparklers