If you think hotels are totally played, try this on for size: a two-story penthouse located smack-dab on Magnificent Mile, with unobstructed city views, a fireplace, and totally awesome window pottery(?).
In the living room, you'll be greeted by a 20-foot wall of windows, elegant furnishings, and three suspiciously tall candle holders.
The place is two-stories, so you can look down on the living room. Who's tall now, candle holders!?
Bedroom one is equipped with a queen bed, a club chair, and a stylish checkerboard comforter, so you can shout "King me!", then hope nobody heard you.
Bedroom two is equipped with a queen bed, a club chair, and a stylish checkerboard comforter, but also a totally different piece of art hanging above the bed! Oh, and a sick balcony.
Bedroom three -- the rebellious one -- opted for a gold checkerboard comforter, and offers the best views of Hancock Center, which looks mysteriously like the Dark Tower from Lord of the Rings. If you see an old wizard dude loitering around, you're probably on mushrooms.