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Pound down Big D's top margs in one epic afternoon

Aaron Miller Published On 05/03/2013 Published On 05/03/2013
Margarita Crawl in Dallas

Though polling data suggests there are over 340 million Tex-Mex places in the D, not all of them are backed by decades of booze-filled history that would've made you pay attention in class. Which is exactly why we created this handy guide to help you hit up the ones that are.
Stop 1: Kick your historical tour off right with Tupinamba; after the sale of El Fenix a few years ago, the serving-it-just-right-since-1947 spot's the oldest-remaining family-owned Tex-Mex spot in Dallas, and a great spot to watch the Rangers, Stars, Mavericks, and Cowboys not live up to their potential


Stop 2: Head to East Dallas to get things going in earnest; by now you either know the story of how
Mariano's invented the frozen margarita, or you haven't been paying attention because you've been drinking too many frozen margaritas, which is totally an acceptable reason for not paying attention. The original machine may be in the Smithsonian, but that doesn't mean you can't count this as an interactive cultural exhibit


Stop 3: It's Lower Greenville time, which also means it's
Desperados time. Sometimes you don't need much to approach perfection; enter La Margarita, wherein you'll only find good tequila, fresh lime, Cointreau, and "a little something special", which is generally what you'll be thinking about yourself by this point


Stop 4: Stay on foot if you want, and hit up
Gloria's, where you'll never find your Manik tequila watered down in a sea of former-ice, usually resulting in that elusive balance between great taste and being boozy enough to make you lose said balance


Stop 5: Zip over to the HP/Uptown border, where
Javier's classic, manly version of the margarita is definitely the type of tequila cocktail The Most Interesting Man in the World would drink if he didn't always drink beer despite claiming not to.


Stop 6: Head to HP village and go to the 2nd
Mi Cocina. Many a Dallasite has at least one night they can't remember thanks to the Mambo Taxi; also, many a Dallasite has been born because mama loves the Mambo a little too much

Stop 7: Get your tequila-soaked butt over to Maple, where the same family's been slinging the blessed agave 'tails for 44yrs at Ojeda's. Get the large, add a meltdown shot, and have an epiphany when you realize the term buzzworthy was probably created here


Stop 8: Head just a little up Maple, where it seems like there are always a lot of cops at Herrera's never drinking the margaritas, which is weird, because cops would be more fun with a buzz
Herrera's basically exists to serve you tequla-laden slushy goodness, since they've been doing it for 40yrs

Stop 9: The Rumba Rita at the Routh St Mattito's might look like it was made with equal parts muddled Smurfs, crushed ice, and tequila, but in reality, the two-limit lemon-, lime-, and blue Curacao-aided teq-heavy bevvy'll make you feel anything but blue


Stop 10: For the end, bring it back to the beginning. There might be a sh*t ton of
El Fenixes now, but almost 100yrs ago, the Martinez family set the early standard for what a Tex-Mex resto should be. It doesn't really matter which margarita you get here, and that's kinda the point: margs are Dallas's drink. Just look at the polls.

Mariano's
Desperado's
Gloria's
Mi Cocina
El Fenix
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1. Tupinamba 12270 Inwood Rd, Dallas, TX 75244 (North Dallas)

Tupinamba's menu of authentic Tex-Mex cuisine includes a wide variety of signature dishes, as well as a full bar with a number of specialty cocktails. On-location catering is available for parties of 35 of greater, but if you're a smaller group you can still drop by the restaurant and enjoy the food like everyone else!

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2. Desperados Mexican Restaurant 4818 Greenville Ave, Dallas, TX 75206 (North Dallas)

Since its opening in 1976, Desperados' Greenville Avenue location has offered up authentic Mexican cuisine and Tex-Mex dishes to the good people of Dallas. The original menu was cooked up by founder Jorge Levy and his mother in her kitchen, and Desperados continues to be a family-driven business to this day.

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3. Gloria's Restaurant 3715 Greenville Ave, Dallas, TX 75206 (Northeast Dallas)

Gloria's features a menu of authentic Latin and Tex-Mex dishes, as well as a drinks menu that features imported and domestic beers, margaritas, wine, and more. Try the guacamole -- it's made fresh every day.

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4. Javier's Gourmet Mexicano 4912 Cole Ave, Dallas, TX 75205 (Highland Park)

Rather than serving the same Tex-Mex-style dishes as everyone else, Javier's places emphasis on creating an authentic Mexican dining experience like the kind you might have in Mexico City. Except, instead of having to cross the border for it, you only have to head to Cole Avenue.

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5. Mi Cocina 77 Highland Park Village, Dallas, TX 75205 (Highland Park)

Mi Cocina's menu of Tex-Mex offerings includes vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free and low-fat options, ensuring that there's something for just about everyone. Should you choose to skip over the broad food menu, you'll definitely find something that speaks to you on their drinks list. Take your pick of mixed drinks, premium tequilas, beers, and wine.

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6. Ojeda's Mexican Restaurant 4617 Maple Ave, Dallas, TX 75219 (Oak Lawn)

Family-owned and operated since 1969, Ojeda's serves up an assortment of Tex-Mex classics such as carne asada, mushroom enchiladas, and fajita chimichangas. The menu includes per-person and per-dozen options, and breakfast is served all day.

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7. Herrera's Café 4024 Maple Ave, Dallas, TX 75219 (Oak Lawn)

Although the original Herrera's building suffered a structural fire and the restaurant had to be relocated, everything else about this place is as authentic as it was the day it opened in the early 1970s. Breakfast is served all day, and certain days of the week confer dinner specials such as Caldo de Res on Monday and Caldo de Pollo on Friday.

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8. Mattito's Tex-Mex 7778 Forest Ln, Dallas, TX 75230 (North Dallas)

Located across the street from Medical City Hospital, Mattito's serves up a menu of Tex-Mex dishes, many of which come from family recipes that go back more than 50 years. There's a large outdoor patio with a wood fireplace, in case you feel like taking your drinks al fresco.

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9. El Fenix 1601 McKinney Ave, Dallas, TX 75202 (Downtown)

Although there are more than 20 different El Fenix (Los Fenixes?) locations, each offers the same quality Tex-Mex fare that you'd expect from a place that's been perfecting the style since before the Depression.

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