There are a lot of theories about why Kriss Kross missed the bus, but the best one is that the bus in question simply wasn't up to Kriss Kross's standards, and being seen on it would have killed their considerable street cred. But you can bet the Daddy Mac and Mac Daddy would've been happy to Jump onto Megabus: a fleet of fairly high-tech, super-cheap-to-ride double-deckers that have…crisscrossed North America since 2006, but are just now arriving in the Lone Star to connect Dallas to Houston, Austin, and San Antonio
Instead of jamming you up in uncomfortable seats and leaving you with nothing to do but heartlessly insult the bus driver, Mega offers amenities like power outlets, WiFi, reclining seat-backs, and always-clean on-board bathrooms, giving you a sanitary place to cry after the bus driver turns the tables. All trips are nonstop, and take about as long as an annoyingly cautious person would take traveling by car. The kicker: fares escalate as rides fill up, but for early reservation-makers they start as low as $1 -- clearly, warming up one of their seats is what your cheap ass was born to do.