Sometimes you just want to go to Las Vegas, but then again some times you want to go to Fat Mike's house and f*ck sh*t up. Well, now you can do both (don't f*ck his up), at Vegas Punk House and Paltry Museum.
Located about 10min from the Strip, the Punk House is a decidedly swunk (swank punk!) 3BR owned by none other than NOFX's Fat Mike, who says "it's the house that I visit and don't sleep in...it's my house that's for adults that live like teenagers", so enjoy cranking one out every five minutes. Sleeping up to 10, the dive-bar-ish interior has walls plastered with concert fliers & posters, animal-print upholstery, neon signs, and at least one mannequin; the living room rocks a sunken bar and "big-ass" TV, while other amenities include pinball, billiards, and a record player that comes with vinyl by the "sh*tload", the metric equivalent of one Heavy D. The backyard's more like an amusement park, with a nine-hole mini-golf course and oversized tiki hut flanking the pool, which's surrounded by enormous hunks of rock that both form a cave around the hot tub, and have a slide carved into 'em, a pretty Fantastic Voyage despite not being situated Lakeside
Rounding it out's the Paltry Museum, a, well, paltry collection of punk relics, which you can add to yourself as Fat Mike is always interested in taking "weird" donations, which don't constitute a big fat hole in the wall.