$41,000 Mirage Mega Package

This unrepentantly baller 5-night package includes, amongst other things, accommodations at one of Mirage's most exclusive villas, Rolls Royce transportation, dolphin training lessons at Siegfried and Roy's habitat for the insolent fish, the chance to activate the Mirage Volcano and scuba dive in their lobby aquarium, and bottle service at JET, though for this much cash you shouldn't even have to ask "Are you gonna be my girl?".