This year's iteration of LV's most crushingly awesome, all-inclusive, four-day-long bender has decided to one-up its own damn self, putting everyone up at Sin City's hottest new casino (the Cosmopolitan) and partnering with some of the biggest venues in the world to create a non-stop itinerary that includes VIP access and savings of over 60%. Where you'll get pwnd
Day 1: Tao Beach is opening up their Venetian-based party pool (and its private cabanas equipped with iPod connections, XBoxes, and movie collections) for daytime revelry before kindly ushering you into their famed nightclub to dance with go-go girls around an enormous golden Buddha, and hang in the Opium Ballroom, where the dance of choice is the Poppy and Lock
Day 2: The night will end at PURE -- voted the #1 Nightclub in America by E! (...!) -- but you'll already be well in swing thanks to a day spent at all 53000sqft of WET Republic, where DJs on hand will include Bad Boy Bill, Benny Benassi, and Steve Angello, some of whom probably get wet themselves
Day 3: Join the throngs of thousands at Hard Rock's epic Rehab bash, which comes with access to Sky Bar, then prepare to throw down at "the hottest club in the world since it opened", though just which venue that is is a "surprise" (to you, clearly not the venue)
Day 4: Wrap things up at the Cosmo's own Marquee Day Club, which's brought in Captains Of Industry to provide the soundtrack, and LAVO, whose invite-only Sunday night party's DJ'd by Vice, though at this point you'll probably have indulged enough of your own to be ready to leave Las Vegas.